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Lions Fail and Ruin Christmas for the World

December 26, 2017Russ ThomasLeave a Comment on Lions Fail and Ruin Christmas for the World

Well that was a big load of coal in my stocking. The football season is essentially over as the Lions lost to the Bengals in Cincinnati in embarrassing fashion to miss out on a playoff chance on Christmas Eve. The Vikings shut out the Packers to move towards a first round bye. The Bears beat […]

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Hoo Yip Hoo Yip Hoo

December 24, 2017December 24, 2017bpLeave a Comment on Hoo Yip Hoo Yip Hoo

Well they cursed all the FIPS and the Mudducks, And they cursed their road clogging automobiles, Said this is no place for hombres like them men, City folk of of asphalt and steel. Then they looked off to a place in the distance, At something only they could see, They’d think hard about old days, […]

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Week 16 Preview

December 22, 2017December 21, 2017Russ ThomasLeave a Comment on Week 16 Preview

Week 16 of the season will be this weekend during Christmas Eve and Christmas. The three wise men once said the Lions would make the playoffs. That is why they were wise. Now let’s take a look at the big matchups for the upcoming week Lions at Bengals 1 PM FOX Sunday Detroit (8-6) travels […]

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FYS Week 15 Power Rankings

December 19, 2017MIBearFanLeave a Comment on FYS Week 15 Power Rankings

PROCTOLOGISTICS The holidays are fast approaching, so let’s just dispense with the fucking pleasantries. We all know what a stressful and unpleasant time of the year this is. Stupid fucking company Christmas parties. Not like the old days either. No ass grabbing or xeroxed copies of Susie’s ass. No, we’re much too politically correct for […]

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