The Seattle Seahawks and Carolina Panthers are about to kick off. Will God let Russell Wilson penetrate the Panthers’ defense, or will Cam Newton continue his imitation of the universe’s most mayo marauder? We will know soon enough. Fun fact of the day: Chanticleer “a name given to a rooster, especially in fairy tales.” Cock-a-doodle-do
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The Arizona Cardinals look to repeat their week 16 thrashing of the Green Bay Packers. The Packers hope to build off a defeat of the Washington Racists, and make a miracle run to the Super Bowl. Tune in for the fireworks, or the LOLs, as the case may be. Roll Tide
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The playoffs continue to the divisional round. This is for all the marbles. Let’s take a look at the four divisional matchups. Kansas City (11-5) at New England (12-4) Saturday 4:35 PM ET CBS The Chiefs throttled the Texans 38-0 in the wild card game in Houston. The Chiefs travel to New England to take […]
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Yes! We scored one point this week! That’s amaz… Wait, that’s not amazing at all. In fact, that’s terrible. I didn’t think it was possible, but somehow we have reached a new low. I understand that there were several odd games this weekend (missed kicks, personal fouls, the Packers finally looking like the Packers), […]
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