Here are the tru rankings. If you disagree, it confirms you are an idiot. Enjoy!!
- Lions. Best team in league. Refs and injuries screwed them in the three losses. They beat the Packers and Patriots easily and won in the extreme sunshine in Miami.
- Patriots. No Gronk. No problem. They beat the HAPLESS Bears
- Rams. Tru 7-0 and it shows as 7-0 in the standings. I’ve never seen anything like that.
- Chiefs. Back to your winning ways I see.
- Saints. You won because the impossible happened. Justin Tucker missed an extra point afrer making 248 in a row. Consider youself lucky
- Steelers. Steelers move to first place on the bye. Shameful shit AFC North.
- Vikings. At least somebody can beat the Jets. Week 1 was such a fluke for the Lions.
- Green Bay Rodgers. Bye bye bye. Maybe you will run the ball a little now
- Chargers. Titans went for two and failed and lost in London. Basic math. Won without Gordon.
- Panthers. Comeback cats
- Ravens. Tucker pulled a Crosby
- Redskins. Somehow you lead the NFC East. Nobody saw that coming.
- Eagles. Fall Eagles Fall
- Dolphins. If you can’t take the heat, you lose to Detroit. Kerryon my wayward son.
- Bears. Was the sun too hot in Chicago too. Gronkless Pats got the W. One yard short
- Bengals. Perpetually not ready for big games
- Texans. Top of the AFC South. Tallest midget
- Jaguars. Locker room scuffle. Bless your hearts
- Seahawks. I guess you still have a wild card chance.
- Cowboys. Traded a 1st for Amari Cooper. Jerry is desperate
- Titans. You went for 2. Basic math and basically you lost.
- Buccaneers. You beat the Browns. Here’s your cookie
- Broncos. You crushed the Cardinals. Here’s your cookie
- Falcons. You held on to beat the Giants. Here’s your fig newton. Gross
- Jets. Sam Darnold era. Maybe the Giants made the right choice. Bad game
- Browns. Back to your losing ways
- Colts. You miss Peyton Manning. Admit it
- 49ers. You suck. Sorry not sorry.
- Bills. Allen hurt and your other QBs are diarrhea. Thanks for beating the Vikings though
- Raiders. Traded another good player away. You win the 2019 draft but not 2018 football games.
- Giants. You almost came back but then you couldn’t execute some QB sneaks with herp derp at QB
- Cardinals. Rosen rookie trash. Defense falling apart. Fitz unhappy. Peterson wants out.