I'm just an average Joe. I live in a shoe box in my parents driveway with two dead hookers. I sprinkle cocaine on my cereal, because coffee just doesn't do it for me. Most days I have mild to moderate diarrhea, and all of my erections last more than four hours.
OMG! OMG! OMG!
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!
Time to Rank Em and Spank Em
| Rank | Team | Comment |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | New England Patriots | Superbowl, Baby! |
| 1 | Los Angeles Rams | Superbowl, Baby! |
| 1 | Kansas City Chiefs | Superbowl, Baby! |
| 1 | New Orleans Saints | Superbowl, Baby! |
| 1 | Philadelphia Eagles | Superbowl, Baby! |
| 1 | Los Angeles Chargers | Superbowl, Baby! |
| 1 | Seattle Seahawks | Superbowl, Baby! |
| 1 | Dallas Cowboys | Superbowl, Baby! |
| 1 | Minnesota Vikings | Superbowl, Baby! |
| 1 | Baltimore Ravens | Superbowl, Baby! |
| 1 | Green Bay Packers | Superbowl, Baby! |
| 1 | Tennessee Titans | Superbowl, Baby! |
| 1 | Buffalo Bills | Superbowl, Baby! |
| 1 | San Francisco 49ers | Superbowl, Baby! |
| 16 | Oakland Raiders | Superbowl, Baby! |
| 16 | Detroit Lions | WTF was that? |
| 32 | Arizona Cardinals | WTF was that? |
| 32 | Chicago Bears | TIME TO TEAR IT DOWN! |
| 32 | Pittsburgh Steelers | TIME TO TEAR IT DOWN! |
| 32 | Houston Texans | TIME TO TEAR IT DOWN! |
| 32 | Cleveland Browns | TIME TO TEAR IT DOWN! |
| 32 | Atlanta Falcons | TIME TO TEAR IT DOWN! |
| 32 | Jacksonville Jaguars | TIME TO TEAR IT DOWN! |
| 32 | Carolina Panthers | TIME TO TEAR IT DOWN! |
| 32 | Denver Broncos | TIME TO TEAR IT DOWN! |
| 32 | New York Jets | TIME TO TEAR IT DOWN! |
| 32 | Indianapolis Colts | TIME TO TEAR IT DOWN! |
| 32 | New York Giants | TIME TO TEAR IT DOWN! |
| 32 | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | TIME TO TEAR IT DOWN! |
| 32 | Washington Redskins | TIME TO TEAR IT DOWN! |
| 32 | Cincinnati Bengals | TIME TO TEAR IT DOWN! |
| 32 | Miami Dolphins | TIME TO TEAR IT DOWN! |