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2020 NFL MVP Watch: Week 5

Five weeks (almost, fuck you China virus) into the season and its time to start talking about the MVP.  So let’s not waste any more time and get into it.

 

1. Russell Wilson

The Seahawks’ defense has been terribad, forcing Wilson to carry the team and he has been up to the challenge thus far.  Talk about dangeRuss.

2. Aaron Rodgers

Aaron Rodgers fuck you tour 2020 has been off to a smashing start.  Through 4 games he has been incredible, not bad for a washed up QB with his best days behind him.

3. Josh Allen

Bills mafia is sporting a big enough chubby to smash folding tables, with their early season success.  Mainly due to Josh Allen, in any other season he may be the leader in the clubhouse but 3rd best is all I can do.

4. Patrick Mahomes

Still a baller, some of the best throws I’ve ever seen.

5. Nobody

No one else even worth mentioning, get over yourselves big sports media with your top 10 MVP lists.