AFC Championship Game
First up, on Sunday, 28 Jan 2024 at 3:00pm EST, is the AFC Championship game. Travis Kelce brings Jason’s bare chested self to Baltimore where the Chiefs will face Lamar Jackson and the Ravens. Many people are pulling for the Chiefs because their racist and Mahomes is less black than Jackson. I’m pulling for the Ravens so Taylor Swift will disappear.
NFC Championship Game
Later that same day we have the Detroit Lions squaring off against the San Francisco 49ers. That’s right folks, the Lions are in the conference championship game. One step away from the Super Bowl. Frisco is going to butt-fuck them, but hey, at least they got a “Lost NFCCG” banner to hang.
Enjoy your weekend, or don’t. I don’t care.
I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi where I learned the three rules of life: Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.