Big game next week; Philly @ Kansas City. Of course, nobody on FYS cares about those two teams so forget I mentioned it. Bears have moved ahead of the LOLPackers and Minnesota gets to face a hot Sean Payton (y,timtbs) and the Denver Broncos. The Lions are still being the anti-Lions by winning and the entire NFCS sucks more than your mom behind the 7-11 on Friday nights. Whatever, just go to the comments.
| Rank | Movement | Team | Record | Last Week | Next Week |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1  | Push | Philadelphia Eagles | 8-1 | Bye | @Kansas City |
| 2 | Push | Detroit Lions | 7-2 | W - @LA Chargers | Chicago |
3  | Up 2 | Seattle Seahawks | 6-3 | W - Washington | @LA Rams |
| 4 | Up 2 | Dallas Cowboys | 6-3 | W - NY Giants | @Carolina |
| 5 | Up 2 | Miami Dolphins | 6-3 | Bye | Las Vegas |
| 6 | Up 2 | Pittsburgh Steelers | 6-3 | W - Green Bay | @Cleveland |
| 7 | Up 2 | Kansas City Chiefs | 7-2 | Bye | Philadelphia |
8  | Up 2 | Minnesota Vikings | 6-4 | W - New Orleans | @Denver |
| 9 | Up 6 | Cleveland Browns | 6-3 | W - @Baltimore | Pittsburgh |
| 10 | Up 6 | San Francisco 49ers | 6-3 | W - @Jacksonville | Tampa Bay |
| 11 | Down 8 | Baltimore Ravens | 7-3 | L - Cleveland | Cincinnati |
| 12 | Down 9 | Jacksonville Jaguars | 6-3 | L - @San Francisco 49ers | Tennessee |
| 13 | Up 5 | Denver Broncos | 4-5 | W - @Buffalo | Minnesota |
| 14 | Down 2 | Los Angeles Chargers | 4-5 | L - Detroit | @Green Bay |
| 15 | Down 2 | New Orleans Saints | 5-5 | L - @Minnesota | Bye |
| 16 | Up 3 | Tampa Bay Bucs | 4-5 | W - Tennessee | @San Francisco |
| 17 | Down 6 | Buffalo Bills | 5-5 | L - Denver | NY Jets |
| 18 | Up 6 | Las Vegas Raiders | 5-5 | W - NY Jets | @Miami |
| 19 | Up 3 | Houston Texans | 5-4 | W - @Cincinnati | Arizona |
| 20 | Up 1 | Indianapolis Colts | 5-5 | W - @New England | Bye |
| 21 | Down 7 | Atlanta Falcons | 4-6 | L - @Arizona | Bye |
| 22 | Down 5 | Cincinnati Bengals | 5-4 | L - Houston | @Baltimore |
| 23 | Up 5 | Chicago Bears | 3-7 | W - Carolina | @Detroit |
| 24 | Down 1 | Green Bay Packers | 3-6 | L - @Pittsburgh | LA Chargers |
| 25 | Down 5 | New York Jets | 4-5 | L - @Las Vegas | @Buffalo |
| 26 | Down 1 | Washington Commanders | 4-6 | L - @Seattle | NY Giants |
| 27 | Down 1 | New Engand Patriots | 2-8 | L - Indianapolis | Bye |
| 28 | Down 1 | Tennessee Titans | 3-6 | L - @Tampa Bay | @Jacksonville |
| 29 | Up 3 | Arizona Cardinals | 2-8 | W - Atlanta | @Houston |
| 30 | Push | Los Angeles Rams | 3-6 | Bye | Seattle |
| 31 | Down 2 | New York Giants | 2-8 | L - @Dallas | @Washington |
| 32 | Down 1 | Carolina Panthers | 1-8 | L - @Chicago | Dallas |
I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi where I learned the three rules of life: Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.