2023 Week 9 Power Rankings

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Football sucks.  Probably going to start watching hockey.  Anyway, a little different this time; instead of me trying to come up with a stupid comment, I’m including the opponents of each team, both previous and next week.  Also including their current record.  All that crap took me less time than it would have for me to come up with a comment and I’m lazy, so it’s a win.


RankMovementTeamRecordLast WeekNext Week
1 Push ArrowPushPhiladelphia Eagles8-1W - DallasBye
2 Up ArrowUp 3Detroit Lions6-2Bye@ LA Chargers
3 Up ArrowUp 3Jacksonville Jaguars6-2ByeSan Francisco
4 Up ArrowUp 4Baltimore Ravens7-2W- SeattleCleveland
5 Down ArrowDown 3Seattle Seahawks5-3L - BaltimoreWashington
6 Down ArrowDown 3Dallas Cowboys5-3L - PhiladelphiaNY Giants
7 Down ArrowDown 3Miami Dolphins6-3L - Kansas CityBye
8 Up ArrowUp 2Pittsburgh Steelers5-3W - TennesseeGreen Bay
9 Up ArrowUp 3Kansas City Chiefs7-2W - MiamiBye
10 Up ArrowUp 1Minnesota Vikings5-4W- AtlantaNew Orleans
11 Down ArrowDown 2Buffalo Bills5-4L - CincinnatiDenver
12 Up ArrowUp 1Los Angeles Chargers4-4L - NY JetsDetroit
13 Up ArrowUp 2New Orleans Saints5-4W - Chicago@ Minnesota
14 Down ArrowDown 7Atlanta Falcons4-5L - Minnesota@ Arizona
15 Up ArrowUp 2Cleveland Browns5-3W - Arizona@ Baltimore
16 Up ArrowUp 2San Francisco 49ers5-3Bye@ Jacksonville
17 Up ArrowUp 2Cincinnati Bengals5-3W - BuffaloHouston
18 Down ArrowDown 1Denver Broncos3-5Bye@ Buffalo
19 Down ArrowDown 5Tampa Bay Bucs3-5L - HoustonTennessee
20 Down ArrowDown 1New York Jets4-4W - LA Chargers@ Las Vegas
21 Up ArrowUp 1Indianapolis Colts4-5W - Carolina@ New England
22 Up ArrowUp 1Houston Texans4-4W - Tampa Bay@ Cincinnati
23 Up ArrowUp 1Green Bay Packers3-5W - LA Rams@ Pittsburgh
24 Up ArrowUp 7Las Vegas Raiders4-5W - NY GiantsNY Jets
25 Up ArrowUp 7Washington Commanders4-5W - New Englans@ Seattle
26 Down ArrowDown 5New Engand Patriots2-7L - WashingtonIndianapolis
27 Down ArrowDown 2Tennessee Titans3-5L - Pittsburgh@ Tampa Bay
28 Down ArrowDown 2Chicago Bears2-7L - New OrleansCarolina
29 Down ArrowDown 2New York Giants2-7L - Las Vegas@ Dallas
30 Down ArrowDown 2Los Angeles Rams3-6L - Green BayBye
31 Down ArrowDown 2Carolina Panthers1-7L - Indianapolis@ Chicago
32 Down ArrowDown 2Arizona Cardinals1-8L - ClevelandAtlanta
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