Football sucks. Probably going to start watching hockey. Anyway, a little different this time; instead of me trying to come up with a stupid comment, I’m including the opponents of each team, both previous and next week. Also including their current record. All that crap took me less time than it would have for me to come up with a comment and I’m lazy, so it’s a win.
| Rank | Movement | Team | Record | Last Week | Next Week |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1  | Push | Philadelphia Eagles | 8-1 | W - Dallas | Bye |
2  | Up 3 | Detroit Lions | 6-2 | Bye | @ LA Chargers |
| 3 | Up 3 | Jacksonville Jaguars | 6-2 | Bye | San Francisco |
| 4 | Up 4 | Baltimore Ravens | 7-2 | W- Seattle | Cleveland |
5  | Down 3 | Seattle Seahawks | 5-3 | L - Baltimore | Washington |
| 6 | Down 3 | Dallas Cowboys | 5-3 | L - Philadelphia | NY Giants |
| 7 | Down 3 | Miami Dolphins | 6-3 | L - Kansas City | Bye |
| 8 | Up 2 | Pittsburgh Steelers | 5-3 | W - Tennessee | Green Bay |
| 9 | Up 3 | Kansas City Chiefs | 7-2 | W - Miami | Bye |
| 10 | Up 1 | Minnesota Vikings | 5-4 | W- Atlanta | New Orleans |
| 11 | Down 2 | Buffalo Bills | 5-4 | L - Cincinnati | Denver |
| 12 | Up 1 | Los Angeles Chargers | 4-4 | L - NY Jets | Detroit |
| 13 | Up 2 | New Orleans Saints | 5-4 | W - Chicago | @ Minnesota |
| 14 | Down 7 | Atlanta Falcons | 4-5 | L - Minnesota | @ Arizona |
| 15 | Up 2 | Cleveland Browns | 5-3 | W - Arizona | @ Baltimore |
| 16 | Up 2 | San Francisco 49ers | 5-3 | Bye | @ Jacksonville |
| 17 | Up 2 | Cincinnati Bengals | 5-3 | W - Buffalo | Houston |
| 18 | Down 1 | Denver Broncos | 3-5 | Bye | @ Buffalo |
| 19 | Down 5 | Tampa Bay Bucs | 3-5 | L - Houston | Tennessee |
| 20 | Down 1 | New York Jets | 4-4 | W - LA Chargers | @ Las Vegas |
| 21 | Up 1 | Indianapolis Colts | 4-5 | W - Carolina | @ New England |
| 22 | Up 1 | Houston Texans | 4-4 | W - Tampa Bay | @ Cincinnati |
| 23 | Up 1 | Green Bay Packers | 3-5 | W - LA Rams | @ Pittsburgh |
| 24 | Up 7 | Las Vegas Raiders | 4-5 | W - NY Giants | NY Jets |
| 25 | Up 7 | Washington Commanders | 4-5 | W - New Englans | @ Seattle |
| 26 | Down 5 | New Engand Patriots | 2-7 | L - Washington | Indianapolis |
| 27 | Down 2 | Tennessee Titans | 3-5 | L - Pittsburgh | @ Tampa Bay |
| 28 | Down 2 | Chicago Bears | 2-7 | L - New Orleans | Carolina |
| 29 | Down 2 | New York Giants | 2-7 | L - Las Vegas | @ Dallas |
| 30 | Down 2 | Los Angeles Rams | 3-6 | L - Green Bay | Bye |
| 31 | Down 2 | Carolina Panthers | 1-7 | L - Indianapolis | @ Chicago |
| 32 | Down 2 | Arizona Cardinals | 1-8 | L - Cleveland | Atlanta |
I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi where I learned the three rules of life: Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.