Detroit Lions a top 5 team folks. I’m hearing that hell is getting pretty cold. Anyway, just scroll to the comments and bitch about the fact that I moved the Bears up seven spots.
| Rank | Movement | Team | Comment |
|---|---|---|---|
1  | Push | Philadelphia Eagles | Blah |
| 2 | Push | San Francisco 49ers | Blah |
| 3 | Push | Kansas City Chiefs | Blah |
| 4 | Push | Detroit Lions | LIONS! KING OF THE GRIDIRON JUNGLE! |
5  | Up 1 | Miami Dolphins | I bet someone on FYS has fantasized about doing a dolphin in its blowhole |
| 6 | Up 1 | Tampa Bay Bucs | Had a bye and move up. Yes, I'm lazy |
| 7 | Up 2 | Seattle Seahawks | See Tampa Bay Bucs |
8  | Down 3 | Buffalo Bills | I wanted to drop them further, but seems like everyone lost |
| 9 | Down 1 | Dallas Cowboys | See Buffalo Bills |
| 10 | Up 2 | Atlanta Falcons | Meh |
| 11 | Up 2 | Pittsburgh Steelers | I really don't care |
| 12 | Up 3 | Jacksonville Jaguars | Member when they beat Buffalo in the land of people with bad teeth? |
| 13 | Up 3 | New Orleans Saints | They have to go somewhere |
| 14 | Down 4 | Baltimore Ravens | Help them Lamar!!! |
| 15 | Down 1 | Los Angeles Chargers | You don't play and I drop you 1. Don't like it? Don't have a bye. |
| 16 | Down 6 | Green Bay Packers | Jordan Love put the team on his back |
| 17 | Up 1 | Indianapolis Colts | Bet you don't read this |
| 18 | Down 1 | Los Angeles Rams | You lost to Philly. No shame in that. LOLOLOL |
| 19 | Up 5 | New York Jets | Way to hurt the Packers' pick |
| 20 | Up 6 | Cincinnati Bengals | Joe and Ja'Marr; just like they were back in Baton Rouge |
| 21 | Up 6 | Las Vegas Raiders | They beat the Packers but I can't justify moving them up that much |
| 22 | Down 1 | Cleveland Browns | How's that new QB working out? |
| 23 | Down 3 | Tennessee Titans | This is a good spot for you |
| 24 | Up 10 | Chicago Bears | BEAR DOWN, BITCHES! |
| 25 | Push | New Engand Patriots | I don't care that you lost and are staying put |
| 26 | Up 2 | New York Giants | You lost and you moved up |
| 27 | Up 3 | Arizona Cardinals | Moved up too because… |
| 28 | Down 9 | Houston Texans | Imagine losing to the Falcons |
| 29 | Down 5 | Denver Broncos | Bet you wish you stayed retired, eh Sean? |
| 30 | Down 1 | Minnesota Vikings | LOLVikings |
| 31 | Down 9 | Washington Commanders | Imagine losing to the Bears |
| 32 | Push | Carolina Panthers | I hope y'all extend Bryce Young right now |
I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi where I learned the three rules of life: Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.