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His name is Bobert Paulson. His name is Bobert Paulson. His name is Bobert Paulson.

CYST!!!! Week 7

October 20, 2016October 20, 2016bpLeave a Comment on CYST!!!! Week 7

Week 6 is mercifully finished.  With the season less than half over, we have learned that many of our teams suck more than your mom.  The Lions managed to pull themselves up to .500, Packer fans are in a full blown panic and the Bears are bad…really bad.  Atlanta got hosed in Seattle, the Panthers […]

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Power Rankings: Week 7

October 18, 2016bpLeave a Comment on Power Rankings: Week 7

Falcons got jobbed Packers slob knob Panthers are shite Bears fans can’t fite Bucs slip while at rest Vikes remain the best The Saints marched on in and the LOLoins won again.   Wait, that ending feels wrong.  Oh well.  RANKINGS  

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Week 6 Power Rankings

October 11, 2016bpLeave a Comment on Week 6 Power Rankings

Vikings fans have pure euphoria. Falcons fans are not far behind. Packers fans love the D. Tampa Bay fans must be happy not to be dead last in the division. Saints fans got to watch bemused from the sidelines. Bears fans are, I am sure, resigned to their fate. Carolina fans could not have seen […]

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Packers Preview: You Can’t Spell Elite without Eli

October 9, 2016October 9, 2016bpLeave a Comment on Packers Preview: You Can’t Spell Elite without Eli

The New York Giants (2-2) travel to Lambeau Field to face the Green Bay Packers (2-1) on Sunday Night Football.  The Packers find themselves chasing the Minnesota Vikings for the lead in the NFC North early in the season, while the Giants are looking up at a seemingly rejuvenated Dallas Cowboys (3-1) squad and the […]

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