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Author: Michael Gabriel

I am a hater of all things. I hate you, you and you. I don't don't know you and I hate your guts. I wish all the bad things on Earth to happen to you and nobody else. Now excuse me, but I have to go fill your mother's dish.

In This Season of Hate, It’s Time to Spread the Love

December 23, 2015December 24, 2015Michael GabrielLeave a Comment on In This Season of Hate, It’s Time to Spread the Love

Merry Christmas to everyone in FYS land, and if you don’t celebrate Christmas, well fuck you, I celebrate it and that is what I am going to call it. If you say Happy Chanukah or whatever the fuck else you celebrate, I won’t get offended if you say that greeting to me. But I have […]

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What to Hate About Arizona

December 22, 2015Michael GabrielLeave a Comment on What to Hate About Arizona

Welcome to the Valley of the Sun, where we have a week 16 matchup with what in my opinion is the best team in the NFL, the Chicago er I mean St Louis er I mean Phoenix er I mean Arizona Cardinals. I don’t know who decided to put a Metropolitan area of over 3 […]

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What to Hate About Oakland

December 15, 2015Michael GabrielLeave a Comment on What to Hate About Oakland

This week the Packers travel out to the West Coast to take on the Oakland Raiders. This was the site of the infamous game where the Packers beat the Raiders the day after Brett Favre’s father passed in 2003. I know I wasn’t the only dry eye in the country that night with the performance […]

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What to Hate About Dallas

December 7, 2015Michael GabrielLeave a Comment on What to Hate About Dallas

This week, I take my talents to the Metroplex, Dallas, TX, where the Packers have a home game against the self-entitled whiny pissant Dallas Cowboys. Never has a team been picked by so many to win Super Bowls year after year with such a record of futility. The Dallas Cowboys are an accident waiting to […]

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