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Author: John Nichel

I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi where I learned the three rules of life: Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.
2018 Playoffs

CYST: Wildcard Weekend

January 3, 2019John Nichel4,626 Comments on CYST: Wildcard Weekend

The playoffs are upon us ladies and gentlemen…and Shooter.  This is an exciting time for people like MiB, Adam, BSL, ASR and myself; a disappointing time for the rest of you suckers dumb enough to cheer for a shitty team.  Look at it this way, if your team isn’t in the playoffs, you can use […]

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Shane Falco

CYST: Week 17

December 27, 2018John Nichel2,811 Comments on CYST: Week 17

I write this version of CYST with a heavy heart, as it is the last one of the regular season.  For many of us, football is over for about 8 months.  All we have to look forward to is the dreaded offseason, filled with political discussions broken up briefly by the 2019 NFL draft.  It […]

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Little Giants

CYST(F): Week 16

December 21, 2018John Nichel2,790 Comments on CYST(F): Week 16

Sorry this is a day late.  Had there been a game yesterday, some of you probably would have been mad at me.  I wouldn’t have cared, but those people would have been mad still.  I’m sick.  Spent all day in bed yesterday, and not for any good reasons.  I had a normal, routine doctor’s appointment […]

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Colonoscopy

CYST: Week 15

December 13, 2018December 13, 2018John Nichel3,344 Comments on CYST: Week 15

Welcome to a special edition of CYST.  Why is it special you ask?  Because I’m using the publish at a certain time feature of WordPress to publish this at 9am on Thursday, 13 December 2018.  Why am I doing this you ask?  Well because at that time, I will be getting a tube up my […]

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