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Author: John Nichel

I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi where I learned the three rules of life: Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.
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CYST: Week 10

November 8, 2018November 8, 2018John Nichel4,723 Comments on CYST: Week 10

First things first: THE ELECTIONS ARE OVER SO STFU Now, on with the show… Interesting week.  The Packers and Lions are in a race to see who gets the highest draft pick next year.  The Bears scored 41 points in a single game.  Kirk Cousins continues to prove that he’s the best QB in the […]

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Choose Your Path

CYST: Week 9

November 1, 2018John Nichel2,129 Comments on CYST: Week 9

What a week.  Both the Packers and Lions had fire sales and conceded the NFCN to the Vikings and Bears.  The Lions traded away the greatest wide receiver to ever receive stuff wide; or so we were told right up until the point he was traded.  At the time, Tate was leading Detroit in both […]

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Make Your Picks

CYST: Week 8

October 25, 2018John Nichel1,423 Comments on CYST: Week 8

The muse really isn’t here for me today.  I should be typing something here that will make all of you want to read more, but I’ve got nothing.  I am trying to figure out why my server isn’t serving up requests to the http/2 protocol even though the module is enabled and configured, so maybe […]

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Melting

CYST: Week 7

October 18, 2018John Nichel1,239 Comments on CYST: Week 7

As you can see by the image above, there is a lot of melting going on.  Sure, Jammin melted after LSU curb stomped his beloved UGA, but that’s not what I’m talking about.  I’m talking about the melting of the two different groups of Packer fans.  The first group is made up of those fans […]

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