I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi where I learned the three rules of life: Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.
First things first:
THE ELECTIONS ARE OVER SO STFU
Now, on with the show…
Interesting week. The Packers and Lions are in a race to see who gets the highest draft pick next year. The Bears scored 41 points in a single game. Kirk Cousins continues to prove that he’s the best QB in the NFCN, and it’s not even close. The Saints knocked the Rams from the unbeaten ranks and then decided to throw a monkey wrench into the system by signing Dez Bryant. The Falcons went out and signed a guy I was hoping the Saints would have kicked the tires on, but it turns out that he’s a bitch, so I’m glad they didn’t. Did I forget anything? Nope, that’s it. No other team, like say in the state in which Shooter lives, worth mentioning.
Really light week last week. MiB, ASR and Nate picked up 2 points each and BP got one point. That’s it. You guys really suck. I’m still in first place and that’s all that really matters.
WEEK 9 WRAP UP
Total Points:
- Not a soul
(Something funny and inspirational.)
Margin of Vctory:
- Nah
(Margin of suck? Infinity.)
Team Points:
- AllSaintsRow, New England Patriots 31 points in a win vs. the Green Bay Packers
- bp, New England Patriots 31 points in a win vs. the Green Bay Packers
- Flavor Flav, Buffalo Bills 9 points in a loss vs. the Chicago Bears
- Flavor Flav, New England Patriots 31 points in a win vs. the Green Bay Packers
- natesweet, Minnesota Vikings 24 points in a win vs. the Detroit Lions
- natesweet, New England Patriots 31 points in a win vs. the Green Bay Packers
- AllSaintsRow, Los Angeles Rams 35 points in a loss vs. the New Orleans Saints
(At least last week wasn’t a total lost cause.)
Against The Grain:
- Shocker, no one here
(My knee hurts.)
Nailed It:
- Bah
(I can’t do it all.)
Leader board:
| NCFN & NFCS Picks | ||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FYS User | Total Points | CYST | Points Scored | Spread | ATG | Home | Visitor | |
| thenichels | 17 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 4 | |
| bp | 14 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 6 | 2 | |
| AllSaintsRow | 11 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 4 | |
| Curtis Fryer | 11 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 2 | |
| jmac34 | 11 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 2 | |
| natesweet | 11 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 2 | |
| raji | 10 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 1 | |
| Gabes22 | 7 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | |
| dabearz84 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 0 | |
| LKP | 6 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1 | |
| sgunderson17 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 2 | |
| 0125 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | |
| andylet445 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | |
| Flavor Flav | 5 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 0 | |
| LambeauOrWrigley | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 1 | |
| BearsSaveLives | 4 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | |
| Big Deal | 4 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | |
| niemerg1 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | |
| CJammin | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | |
| DanOnWis | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | |
| potatoes | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | |
| TheHairy1 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | |
| Horse | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | |
The above only represents games that involved the NFCN or NFCS. If you wish, the leader board for those who weren’t too “busy” to pick all the games is here. This only contains those of you who actually scored a point in CYST. I’ve given up on Glove getting any points. I guess he doesn’t love me anymore. Want to see your name here? Do better and stop sucking.
YOU CAN SEE THE ‘ALL GAMES’ LEADER BOARD HERE!
Wondering why some of the names have a different background color? Well, that’s because of a fantastic feature of the CYST site. If you click on My Account on the top right of the CYST site (when you’re logged in), you will see my todo list for that page, but also a color picker. If you choose a color there (and click update), that color will be the background on the site in tables where your name appears.
NFCS game tonight; the surprising Panthers visit Pittsburgh and it actually may be a good Thursday night game. Even if you don’t plan on watching it, you still should go make you picks now. Really, get on over to the CYST site and make your picks before you forget. Go, go make your picks. How do you get to the site so that you can pick games? Well, that’s a good question. If only there was a uniform resource locator in the form of a hyperlink.
DON’T FORGET TO MAKE YOUR PICKS FOR THIS WEEK’S GAMES
THIS IS THE OFFICIAL LINK RIGHT HERE GUYS