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John Nichel

I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi where I learned the three rules of life: Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.
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CYST: Week 15

December 17, 2020December 24, 2020John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 15

Blah, blah, blah.  Look, I’m still not feeling 100% so just bear with me here and pretend like I’m writing something meaningful.  Before I get onto last week’s results, I would like to correct something you may have heard in another article on FYS.  Contrary to what Packer fans think, the MVP race is not […]

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How do I decide?

CYST: Week 14

December 10, 2020John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 14

I looked at my calendar this morning and realize it was Thursday and suddenly realized that I had an “article” to write.  Okay, I lied, I don’t have a calendar.  WTF do you think this is, 1994?  I did forget it was Thursday tho.  Time has a way of becoming a blur when you never […]

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CYST: Week 13

December 3, 2020John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 13

Here we are into our latest plague filled week where the ‘Rona is busy making me adjust the schedule for CYST.  I guess that will teach me not to be proactive and load the whole season ahead of time.  The guy who said never do today what you can put off until tomorrow was right.  […]

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Turkey Football Day

CYST: Week 12

November 25, 2020November 25, 2020John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 12

What the holy hell is this?  Why is there a Call Your Shot Thursday article on a Wednesday???  Nipples must really be losing his mind, that lupus-y fuck.  Nope, ladies, gents and Jammin, I’m perfectly sane…well close enough.  This article is coming out today because tomorrow is Donny day.  The day were we all don’t […]

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