Skip to content
Five Yard Slant

Five Yard Slant

Sports for Thoughtful Enthusiasts

  • NFC North
  • NFC South
  • Previews
  • Opinion
  • Analysis
  • Off Topic
site mode button

Author: John Nichel

I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi where I learned the three rules of life: Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.
Playoffs

CYST: Divisional Week

January 11, 2018January 11, 2018John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Divisional Week

The wildcard round is in the books and we move one week closer to no football for months.  I know that’s not a big issue for some of you because you like shitty sports like basketball and hockey, but for us non-bitch bois, we have to wait until spring training for any real sports.   […]

Continue Reading

CYST: Wildcard Week

January 4, 2018John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Wildcard Week

Well, here we are.  The playoffs.  Joy for some of us, sorrow for the rest of you losers.  The Lions missed the playoffs like I said they would back in week 8 and now LKP has to eat dog poop; we’ll get it from Donny’s dog because that poop will probably have the AIDS.  The […]

Continue Reading

CYST: Week 17

December 28, 2017John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 17

Week 17.  The final week of the regular season.  Hell, the final week for most of you NFC Northers.  How did we want to do CYST?  Crown a regular season winner?  Lump the regular and post season together?  I can’t remember.  Doesn’t really matter to me either way.  That’s all I have for an intro […]

Continue Reading
Trust me, I'm an expert

CYST: Week 16

December 21, 2017John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 16

This is last CYST before that fat, jolly guy comes sliding down your chimney.  Yes, I’m talking about Prep.  I know some of you were thinking that I was talking about myself, but when have you ever known me to be jolly?  I have a couple of things I’d like to cover before we get […]

Continue Reading

Posts navigation

Older posts
Newer posts
| Theme: News Portal by Mystery Themes.
  • Click here for poop porn
  • Contact Us