CYST: Divisional Week

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I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi where I learned the three rules of life: Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.

The wildcard round is in the books and we move one week closer to no football for months.  I know that’s not a big issue for some of you because you like shitty sports like basketball and hockey, but for us non-bitch bois, we have to wait until spring training for any real sports.




Sorry, reflex action whenever I mention baseball.

We’re now into the divisional round and there should be some good games this weekend.  Atlanta travels to Philly to butt fuck a Wentz-less Eagles team, while over in the AFC, there are some games that might surprise a few people.  At first glance, the Jags/Pitt game may not sound too appealing, but Jacksonville may surprise a few people again.  I know the Jaguars  pounded the snot out of them earlier in the season, but I expect a much tighter game between them this go around.  Tennessee at New England should be a great matchup too, with the Titan’s defense going against the ageless wonder that is Tom Brady, we should see….

Who am I kidding?  Those games are going to suck.  The real game this weekend is New Orleans at Minnesota.  Real because it is the only game where both teams have fans on FYS.  Shooter’s butthole has been puckering and un-puckering all week in hopes of payback for 2009.  He’s trying to convince us that he thinks the Saints are going to butt fuck the Vikings, but we know better.  He believes.  While it would make for some great melts if the Saints were to win, I just don’t see it happening.  I don’t share Maurice Jones-Drew’s opinion that Case Keenum is better than Drew Brees, he has had a very good year; some people even have him up there in MVP talk.  And that defense…well, I don’t need to tell you about that.  It wouldn’t surprise me in the least if the Vikings hold the Saints to 17 points or less.  What I’m trying to say is, the Saints are going to lose, making Shooter believe even more so that he’ll fall further when the Vikings finally pull a Vikings.

Last week’s roundup?  Yeah, well, Glove is the only mother fucker to pick up a point in playoff CYST.  I’m not even going to post the leader board because the rest of you suck so much.  Well, that’s not fair; Glove won and he should see his name up in lights, so here’s the leader board:


  1. GLOVE


The above represents all playoff games  I’ve also stopped posting all of you who have yet to get a point in CYST.  I know you claim that it is because you’re not picking the games, but we all know that it is because you suck.

Divisional weekend, and we have NFCS games on Saturday (Atlanta at Philadelphia) and a NFCS/NFCN matchup on Sunday (New Orleans at Minnesota).  There are only a total of 4 games this weekend, so you should stop being a bitch boi and pick them all.  Go, go make your picks.  How do you get to the site so that you can pick games?  Well, that’s a good question.  If only there was a uniform resource locator in the form of a hyperlink.