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Author: John Nichel

I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi where I learned the three rules of life: Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.
Call Your Shot

CYST: WEEK 12

November 23, 2016John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: WEEK 12

CYST is early this week because most of us will be stuffing our faces on Thursday and won’t have time to call our shots.  Yep, Thanksgiving is here; a day where we give thanks for oppressing people like Raji and MaC.  A day when we all sit in front of the boob tube to LOL […]

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Jake called his shot, will you?

CYST: WEEK 11

November 17, 2016November 18, 2016John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: WEEK 11

Here you come again Just when I’ve begun to get myself together You waltz right in the door Just like you’ve done before And wrap my heart ’round your little finger   There.  Not only should that get a song stuck in your head, but it also introduces our weekly tradition of showing the world […]

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Saints Fall To Broncos 25 – 23

November 14, 2016November 14, 2016John NichelLeave a Comment on Saints Fall To Broncos 25 – 23

  The Saints were looking to go above .500 for the first time this season and hopefully start to make some noise in the division.  Alas, costly mistakes and a stout Denver defense had other plans.  For a change of pace, the New Orleans defense out played the New Orleans offense. WHAT WENT RIGHT Brees […]

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CYST: WEEK 10

November 10, 2016November 17, 2016John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: WEEK 10

So, it’s Thursday again.  Just another ordinary day in the week.  Its only redeeming quality being that it’s the day before Friday, right?  WRONG!!!  This is the best day of the week because we get to call our shots for the upcoming games and we get to clown the losers from last week’s CYST.  This […]

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