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Author: John Nichel

I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi where I learned the three rules of life: Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.
Good Choice or Bad Choice

CYST: Week 11

November 19, 2020John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 11

Brees is ded.  LONG LIVE KING JAME(i)S (Winston)!  Okay.  Yeah.  Right.  Anyway, 12 points earned last week by the idiots who still play this game.  Nothing big like going against the grain or nailing it, but points all the same.  DanOnWis, 0125, BP and LoW each picked up one point.  Jmac rang in with 2 […]

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Choose Your Path

CYST: Week 10

November 12, 2020November 19, 2020John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 10

Look, I know you’re not going to read this but I’m still going to type it.  Why?  Because I’d like to point out how much of a little bitch that Aaron Rodgers is.  There’s an article on ESPN where he claims that there is a double standard with the NFL’s virus policy because you can […]

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Tough Decisions Ahead

CYST: Week 9

November 5, 2020John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 9

Do we even care anymore?  I mean, I haven’t cared in years, but seeing that MKE hasn’t hit on any of his picks all year, I can only assume that the rest of you have given up also.  Pretty sad state of affairs, but also pretty exciting.  There is no spoon my ass (kinky)… Okay, […]

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Pick Well

CYST: Week 8

October 29, 2020John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 8

I really don’t want to write this installment of CYST, mainly because I’m lazy, but also because I hate you all.  The only thing that is giving me the desire is that I can use this article to LOL the Falcons.  I mean, blowing leads has become the norm for them, so that’s not really […]

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