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Lions Chiefs Recap

November 2, 2015Russ ThomasLeave a Comment

Lions are fucked.

Bears Host Vikings in NFC North Week 8 Clash

October 30, 2015Russ ThomasLeave a Comment

The Minnesota Vikings (4-2) travel to Chicago (2-4) for an epic battle in the NFC North at 1 PM (ET). The Vikings are 1-2 on the road and the Bears are 1-2 at home. Let’s take a look at the glorious matchups to watch at the Space Ship (Solider Field) on Sunday. Chew on This […]

Lions Face Silly Nannies to Please the Queen

October 28, 2015Russ ThomasLeave a Comment

Make the pain stop!!! The Detroit Lions fell to (1-6) and travel to London to take on the Silly Nannies (2-5) at 9:30 AM ET at Wembley Stadium. The entire nation can watch the Lions train wreck this week on FOX instead of going to church. It’s what God intended per Glover Quin. Let’s take […]

Lions Clown Show Continues in 28-19 Loss to Vikings

October 26, 2015Russ ThomasLeave a Comment

The Detroit Lions (1-6) were destroyed by the Minnesota Vikings 28-19 on Sunday at Ford Field. The Lions were outclassed allowing 7 sacks and 13 QB hits despite a great first quarter for Detroit. Let’s take a look at how terribly Detroit played. First Quarter Hope and optimism were rampant. Detroit had scored 37 points […]