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Author: Russ Thomas

Tru Power Rankings

October 23, 2018October 23, 2018Russ Thomas2,442 Comments on Tru Power Rankings

Here are the tru rankings. If you disagree, it confirms you are an idiot. Enjoy!! Lions. Best team in league. Refs and injuries screwed them in the three losses. They beat the Packers and Patriots easily and won in the extreme sunshine in Miami. Patriots. No Gronk. No problem. They beat the HAPLESS Bears Rams. […]

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It Me Week 7

October 19, 2018Russ Thomas3,270 Comments on It Me Week 7

It me, Week 7. Football games will be played for three NFC North teams. Green Bay has the lone bye before a tough road stretch upcoming. Let’s take a gander at the Week 7 matchups. Vikings (3-2-1) at Jets (3-3) The Vikings and their revitalized defense will square off against Sam Darnold and the New […]

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Legit Not Trolling

October 16, 2018Russ Thomas1,502 Comments on Legit Not Trolling

Here are the power rankings brought to by a legit not troll Lions (2-3). Best team in league. Refs and injuries screwed them in the three losses. They beat the Packers and Patriots easily Patriots. They are back with Belichick voodoo and Touchdown Tommy. Maybe take the personal foul for tackling Brady next time Mr. […]

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Week 6 Preview

October 12, 2018October 11, 2018Russ Thomas2,731 Comments on Week 6 Preview

Welcome to Week 6. It’s a week of rest as the Lions (2-3, tru 4-1) are on a bye after destroying the Packers (2-2-1) 31-23 with LKP in attendance. My man, Mason. The Vikings (2-2-1) showed signs of life with a big win at the Eagles. The Bears are coming off their bye and actually […]

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