I'm just an average Joe. I live in a shoe box in my parents driveway with two dead hookers. I sprinkle cocaine on my cereal, because coffee just doesn't do it for me. Most days I have mild to moderate diarrhea, and all of my erections last more than four hours.
The Chicago Bears sign Suh and Cobb, Release Cutler.
Autonomous: This article sucks, and the author should be shot.
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