Hey. With the Big Game just around the corner, let’s look at some things:
Philadelphia Eagles vs. New England Patriots
What: The Big Game
Where: Minneapolis, Minnesota
When: Sunday, February 4th, at 5:30 p.m. CST
Why Watch: Drinking and Football Mix
Why not Watch: You are a commie moron
Offensive Ranking, yards per game: Patriots 1, Eagles 7
Offensive Ranking, points per game: Patriots 2, Eagles 3
Defensive Ranking, yards per game: Eagles 4, Patriots 29
Defensive Ranking, points per game: Eagles 4, Patriots 5
Bad use of golf metaphor number for deciding which team is better: Eagles total score 18, Patriot total score 37, Eagles are almost twice as good.
Sexist WAG Comparison
Tom Brady and Gisele:
Nick Foles and Tori Moore
Have a good week!