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CYST: Week 3

September 19, 2019September 19, 2019John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 3

Football. Yeah, whatever. Meaningless game played by a bunch of bitch ass bitches with weak thumb ligaments. It’s a stupid game. I hate it. I’m only doing this because…actually, I don’t know why I’m doing this. Oh yeah, it’s either this or work, so congrats FYS, I’m more devoted to you than I am to […]

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Watt misses Brees

CYST: Week 2

September 12, 2019September 12, 2019John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 2

This is always the best CYST article to write. Week 1 is in the books and people are overreacting to the results…melts and optimism everywhere. Bears fans are ready to lynch Trubisky (not racist cause he’s a cracker) and Packer fans think Rodgers is back even though he only had one good pass the whole […]

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Gay Lovers

CYST: Week 1

September 5, 2019September 5, 2019John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 1

First y’all didn’t want to do CYST, them some of you bitches did.  This new editor for WordPress sucks dog. I’m here now, so on with the show. Two NFCN teams are playing tonight, so make sure to pick that game before it starts. I’ll help you out; Packers lose bigly  Go make your picks.  […]

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Know Your Enemy: Dallas Cowboys

August 5, 2019August 6, 2019Russ ThomasLeave a Comment on Know Your Enemy: Dallas Cowboys

The Dallas Cowboys had a strong year in 2018 and won the NFC East at 10-6. Head coach Jason Garrett has been there forever along with DC Rod Marinelli. The OC has changed with Scott Linehan out and former Lions backup QB Kellen Moore in as OC. Should be an interesting year in Jerry’s World. […]

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