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Week 3 NFC North Preview

September 20, 2019September 19, 2019Russ ThomasLeave a Comment on Week 3 NFC North Preview

Lions at Eagles 1 PM FOX The Lions are undefeated and will head to Philadelphia to take on the Eagles. The Lions are passing the ball and Stafford has 101 QB rating under new OC Darrell Bevell. The good news is the Eagles secondary have struggled early this season against Case Keenum and Matt Ryan. […]

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Ouchie

CYST: Week 3

September 19, 2019September 19, 2019John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 3

Football. Yeah, whatever. Meaningless game played by a bunch of bitch ass bitches with weak thumb ligaments. It’s a stupid game. I hate it. I’m only doing this because…actually, I don’t know why I’m doing this. Oh yeah, it’s either this or work, so congrats FYS, I’m more devoted to you than I am to […]

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Watt misses Brees

CYST: Week 2

September 12, 2019September 12, 2019John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 2

This is always the best CYST article to write. Week 1 is in the books and people are overreacting to the results…melts and optimism everywhere. Bears fans are ready to lynch Trubisky (not racist cause he’s a cracker) and Packer fans think Rodgers is back even though he only had one good pass the whole […]

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Gay Lovers

CYST: Week 1

September 5, 2019September 5, 2019John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 1

First y’all didn’t want to do CYST, them some of you bitches did.  This new editor for WordPress sucks dog. I’m here now, so on with the show. Two NFCN teams are playing tonight, so make sure to pick that game before it starts. I’ll help you out; Packers lose bigly  Go make your picks.  […]

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