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For a Sucking Unit (Giggity) The Packers Defense Wins a Lot of Games

November 11, 2019bpLeave a Comment on For a Sucking Unit (Giggity) The Packers Defense Wins a Lot of Games

To wit: Chicago Minnesota Broncos-ish since the offense was also good Lions for forcing a punt on their last drive and giving up 22 points Chiefs-ish for forcing a punt on their last drive Panthers In the words of an unwise, but passionate, metrosexual man, shun the nonbelievers.

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Mid Way Recap 2019

October 30, 2019Russ ThomasLeave a Comment on Mid Way Recap 2019

We are half-way (Packers/Vikings) or almost half-way (Bears/Lions) through the 2019 season. Can you Belize it? It’s been one hell of a ride so far. We have flukes, refs, concentrated injuries. Let’s look at what happened so far with some stats mixed in. Green Bay 7-1 The Packers have had an incredible start under first […]

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CYST: Week 5

October 3, 2019October 3, 2019John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 5

Before I say anything else, let me throw out a big thank you to Andy for installing a plugin that restored the backend of this site to the way it used to be.  MaC screwed it up, and Andy fixed it.  I love you man. #NoHomo #MaybeALittleHomo So, my A’s lost last night.  1 game […]

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CYST: Week 4

September 26, 2019September 26, 2019John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 4

I really didn’t want to write this today, partly because I’m lazy, but mostly because I didn’t want to move away from BP’s last article. I have no idea what the article said because I didn’t read it, but I was mesmerized by the title. I mean, “Wednesday Morning Thursday Night Preview“? Come on, that’s […]

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