His name is Bobert Paulson. His name is Bobert Paulson. His name is Bobert Paulson.
Week 15 of the 2019 NFL Season is almost done, and its Monday, so I don’t really want to work, so I am doing this now. These rankings are unlikely to change tonight, but if the Saints do lose we can do an amendment. Without further ado:
- Baltimore Ravens. Pretty fun ride, but I have to believe the Patriots have a mole in the Ravens Training Facility.
- Green Bay Packers. THATS RIGHT BITCHES FIVE TEAMS HAVE THREE LOSSES BUT ONLY ONE IS ON A THREE GAME WINNING STREAK
- Seattle Seahawks. Wilson has never been better.
- New England Patriots. Brady has never been worse.
- New Orleans Saints. A chance to bounce back after a tough loss in the game of the season.
- Kansas City Chiefs. Don’t look now, but they’ve won four in a row.
- Minnesota Vikings. Sure, they will probably curb stomp Green Bay next week. But that’s like, the future man.
- San Francisco 49ers. They’ve lost 2 of their last three, three of their last siz, and other than nut punching the Packers, have not really worked over an opponent since October.
- Buffalo Bills.
- Houston Texans. There is a universe in which Watson is an MVP candidate. Great player, not a grand team.