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Week 16 Provisional Power Rankings Top Ten Only

Week 15 of the 2019 NFL Season is almost done, and its Monday, so I don’t really want to work, so I am doing this now.  These rankings are unlikely to change tonight, but if the Saints do lose we can do an amendment.  Without further ado:

  1.  Baltimore Ravens.  Pretty fun ride, but I have to believe the Patriots have a mole in the Ravens Training Facility.
  2. Green Bay Packers.  THATS RIGHT BITCHES FIVE TEAMS HAVE THREE LOSSES BUT ONLY ONE IS ON A THREE GAME WINNING STREAK
  3. Seattle Seahawks.  Wilson has never been better.
  4. New England Patriots.  Brady has never been worse.
  5. New Orleans Saints.  A chance to bounce back after a tough loss in the game of the season.
  6. Kansas City Chiefs.  Don’t look now, but they’ve won four in a row.
  7. Minnesota Vikings.  Sure, they will probably curb stomp Green Bay next week.  But that’s like, the future man.
  8. San Francisco 49ers.   They’ve lost 2 of their last three, three of their last siz, and other than nut punching the Packers, have not really worked over an opponent since October.
  9. Buffalo Bills. 
  10. Houston Texans.  There is a universe in which Watson is an MVP candidate.  Great player, not a grand team.