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Week 10 Was Shit

November 12, 2018Russ Thomas5,002 Comments on Week 10 Was Shit

They broke me. Week 10 was a disaster for the Lions. They got destroyed in the division again and the Lions have major problems on defense and offense. The Bears (6-3) are leading the division and the Packers (4-4-1) beat up on the Dolphins. The Vikings (5-3-1) enjoyed a bye to rest up and get […]

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Woahhhhh We’re Half Way There, Woaahhh Livin on a Prayer

November 5, 2018Russ Thomas1,835 Comments on Woahhhhh We’re Half Way There, Woaahhh Livin on a Prayer

Sigh. It Me. Week 9 happened and we are half-way through the season. Bears 41 Bills 9 Chicago flexed its defensive muscle against Nathan Peterman and destroyed them in Buffalo. The Bears are 5-3 and stay in sole possession of first place in the NFC North at the half-way point. They should get Khalil Mack […]

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Don’t Just Stand There, Bust a Move

October 31, 2018Russ Thomas2,466 Comments on Don’t Just Stand There, Bust a Move

The NFL actually had a crazy trade deadline and half the NFC North was very active in it. North Moves Lions traded a 2019 5th round pick for Damon “Snacks” Harrison This is a huge move for Detroit’s run defense. He is 29 and a great run stuffer. He can occupy two blockers and two […]

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Legit Not Trolling

October 16, 2018Russ Thomas1,502 Comments on Legit Not Trolling

Here are the power rankings brought to by a legit not troll Lions (2-3). Best team in league. Refs and injuries screwed them in the three losses. They beat the Packers and Patriots easily Patriots. They are back with Belichick voodoo and Touchdown Tommy. Maybe take the personal foul for tackling Brady next time Mr. […]

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