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Wild Weekend

January 8, 2018Russ ThomasLeave a Comment on Wild Weekend

Wildcard weekend is in the books. There were a few surprise results but most games went as expected. Titans 22 Chiefs 21 The Titans stormed back down 21-3 at the half to win 22-21 at Kansas City. Mariota notched an 88 qb rating and Derek Henry had 197 yards from scrimmage. Alex Smith had a […]

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CYST: Wildcard Week

January 4, 2018John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Wildcard Week

Well, here we are.  The playoffs.  Joy for some of us, sorrow for the rest of you losers.  The Lions missed the playoffs like I said they would back in week 8 and now LKP has to eat dog poop; we’ll get it from Donny’s dog because that poop will probably have the AIDS.  The […]

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A Brazilian Changes in the NFC North

January 2, 2018Russ ThomasLeave a Comment on A Brazilian Changes in the NFC North

Dearest Fysers, I leave the country and shit hits the fan.  Lions sweep the Packers with two double digit wins. LKP in full effect and I can only get so erect. Life without Rodgers is great. Jim Caldwell gets the boot from Bobby Quinn Medicine Woman regardless of the final win. 10 second rule really […]

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CYST: Week 17

December 28, 2017John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 17

Week 17.  The final week of the regular season.  Hell, the final week for most of you NFC Northers.  How did we want to do CYST?  Crown a regular season winner?  Lump the regular and post season together?  I can’t remember.  Doesn’t really matter to me either way.  That’s all I have for an intro […]

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