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Watt misses Brees

CYST: Week 2

September 12, 2019September 12, 2019John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 2

This is always the best CYST article to write. Week 1 is in the books and people are overreacting to the results…melts and optimism everywhere. Bears fans are ready to lynch Trubisky (not racist cause he’s a cracker) and Packer fans think Rodgers is back even though he only had one good pass the whole […]

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WEEK 1 POWER RANKINGS

September 10, 2019September 10, 2019MIBearFanLeave a Comment on WEEK 1 POWER RANKINGS

OMG! OMG! OMG! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! Time to Rank Em and Spank Em

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Gay Lovers

CYST: Week 1

September 5, 2019September 5, 2019John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 1

First y’all didn’t want to do CYST, them some of you bitches did.  This new editor for WordPress sucks dog. I’m here now, so on with the show. Two NFCN teams are playing tonight, so make sure to pick that game before it starts. I’ll help you out; Packers lose bigly  Go make your picks.  […]

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NFL 2019 PRESEASON POWER RANKINGS

September 4, 2019September 4, 2019MIBearFanLeave a Comment on NFL 2019 PRESEASON POWER RANKINGS

Another year is upon us, and everyone is wearing their homer goggles and having wet dreams climaxing over their teams untapped and underappreciated roster. Most fan bases will make it through September with stars in their eyes, and the ability to still get it up without a supplement. They will convince themselves that their favorite […]

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