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CYST: Wildcard Week

January 4, 2018John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Wildcard Week

Well, here we are.  The playoffs.  Joy for some of us, sorrow for the rest of you losers.  The Lions missed the playoffs like I said they would back in week 8 and now LKP has to eat dog poop; we’ll get it from Donny’s dog because that poop will probably have the AIDS.  The […]

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CYST: Week 17

December 28, 2017John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 17

Week 17.  The final week of the regular season.  Hell, the final week for most of you NFC Northers.  How did we want to do CYST?  Crown a regular season winner?  Lump the regular and post season together?  I can’t remember.  Doesn’t really matter to me either way.  That’s all I have for an intro […]

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FYS Week 16 Power Rankings

December 27, 2017MIBearFanLeave a Comment on FYS Week 16 Power Rankings

PROCTOLOGISTICS We will make America strong again. We will make America proud again. We will make America safe again. And we will make America great again. -Donald Trump Well, boys and girls, we’re getting down to the end. I hope you’re all enjoying your holidays, I know I am. I’ll keep this short and sweet, […]

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CYST: Week 16

December 21, 2017John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 16

This is last CYST before that fat, jolly guy comes sliding down your chimney.  Yes, I’m talking about Prep.  I know some of you were thinking that I was talking about myself, but when have you ever known me to be jolly?  I have a couple of things I’d like to cover before we get […]

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