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I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi where I learned the three rules of life: Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.

That’s it.  It’s over.  The 2017 season is in the books and all we have for the next few months are mock drafts, optimism by Georgia fans and bad fashion takes by MKE.  Conversations about Rodgers being old and in decline, the Bears sucking and the stupid decision Minnesota will eventually make to address their QB situation should provide many melts to keep us warm until the draft.  Until then, let’s look back at your CYST year.

Bitch boi fumbled the game away

Nobody picked up a point in the Superb Owl, but Tom Brady did pick up another loss, putting him within one of the record of most Superb Owl losses by a QB.  Assuming W/L is a QB stat that is.  Did y’all know that Brady fumbled all by himself, with no help from anyone what-so-ever, with the game on the line?  GOAT bitch boi.  To further cement his bitch boi status, he ran off the field without shaking hands or congratulating any of the Eagle players or coaches.  If that wasn’t enough, when asked about the fumble, he said, “They Made 1 Good Play at the Right Time“.  No Tom Turrible, they made many good plays throughout the game and beat your sorry ass with a backup QB.



FYS User Total Points CYST Points Scored Spread ATG Home Visitor
Reggie 20 0 1 5 2 4 8
LKP 18 1 1 4 3 6 3
thenichels 16 0 1 4 4 6 1



FYS User Total Points CYST Points Scored Spread ATG Home Visitor
thenichels 47 0 2 8 10 16 11
LKP 38 1 3 9 4 10 11
Reggie 36 0 3 9 4 8 12



FYS User Total Points CYST Points Scored Spread ATG Home Visitor
LKP 6 1 1 2 0 1 1
natesweet 2 0 0 0 1 1 0
Staffords_Glove 2 0 0 1 0 0 1


Good thing LKP is going away, so we won’t have to listen to “Boombya” all off-season.  Well, that’s it folks; CYST is done for another year.  I’ll make some modifications to the CYST site before next season.  You know, fixing some bugs, spruce it up a little bit and possibly adding some features.  If you have any suggestions for CYST, be sure to let me know by emailing (that email address will work) or using the contact form (the words ‘contact form’ and all the words within these parentheses are a link to said forum) on the CYST site.