Super Bowl LII

CYST: Super Bowl

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I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi where I learned the three rules of life: Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.

Well, here we are, the end of 2017 NFL season.  The Super Bowl.  Some of us had high hopes back in September when the season started, while others just assumed it was going to be another disappointing season.   Packer fan’s hopes were dashed by a broken bone while Saints, Panthers and Vikings’ fans were pleasantly surprised.  Bears’ fans didn’t make the playoff cut, but they have hope that they can win 6 or even 7 games next season.  The Bucs were who we thought they were; well all of us save that one guy.  All that leaves us with is the Lions.  LOL, LKP TruLost this.  In the end, all of us are sitting on the sofa this Sunday trying to figure out which evil to cheer for (or against), as those NFCN & NFCS teams that did make the playoffs were ousted in spectacular fashion.  C’est la vie.

As for the conference championship round, only two people picked up points.  Horse correctly said that a total of 45 points would be scored in the NFCCG (how many of those 45 points did the Vikings score, Shooter? ).  The other point was awarded for an against the grain.  I don’t know what’s more surprising, that only one of us picked the Pats to beat the Jags, or that it was Nate who finally got an ATG point.  Congrats Nate, you bitch.  Horse entered the standings and Nate pulled into a second place tie with Glove, but that dork LKP is so far ahead for the post-season (unlike the Lions), that someone is going to have to nail the Super Bowl to catch him.




Total Points:

  • Horse, 45, Philadelphia Eagles over Minnesota Vikings

(I have this result blocked)


Margin of Vctory:

  • No-fukin-body

(Par for the course)


Team Points:

  • See Margin of Victory

(Birdied this bitch)


Against The Grain:

  • natesweet, New England Patriots over Jacksonville Jaguars (20.00%)

(The guy who wanted this feature back finally got it)


Nailed It:

  • Insert mom joke

(I’m done)


Leader board:

All Games
FYS User Total Points CYST Points Scored Spread ATG Home Visitor
LKP 6 1 1 2 0 1 1
natesweet 2 0 0 0 1 1 0
Staffords_Glove 2 0 0 1 0 0 1
Horse 1 0 1 0 0 0 0
jmac34 1 0 0 0 0 1 0
potatoes 1 0 0 1 0 0 0


The above represents all playoff games  I’ve also stopped posting all of you who have yet to get a point in CYST.  I know you claim that it is because you’re not picking the games, but we all know that it is because you suck.

Super Bowl weekend.  Who do you hate more, Brady or fans that hate Santa Claus?  There is just one game this weekend, so you should stop being a bitch boi and pick it.  Go, go make your picks.  How do you get to the site so that you can pick games?  Well, that’s a good question.  If only there was a uniform resource locator in the form of a hyperlink.