Taysom 'THE GOAT' Hill

CYST: Week 7

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I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi where I learned the three rules of life: Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.

Yes, all the images on CYST this season have been Saints’ QB’s.  Deal with it.

Seems like some things never change in football.  The Falcons suck.  Jameis Winston is not the savior that some snowmobile riding fans thought he would be.  Jaire Alexander is #bad and not #good.  The Bears will never have a HoF QB.  The Lions got robbed.  Kirk Cousins is making a lot of money for not a lot of anything good.  Best of all, the Saints are 4-0 without Brees and didn’t have to pay off the refs to get there.  Okay, maybe some things do change.  Whatever.

Really light week for CYST.  3 people collected a total of 4 points in the NFCN/S category.  Normally, I’d complain like Nate, but 2 of those 4 points went to me.  Donny didn’t collect any points because he values PFF and that makes him suck…well, that and the fact that he laid down like a little cuck when it came to his bike.  I’m not sure he’s man enough for football.  Onto the results…


Total Points:

  • Nobody


Margin of Vctory:

  • thenichels, Minnesota Vikings over Philadelphia Eagles by 18 points
  • thenichels, New Orleans Saints over Jacksonville Jaguars by 7 points

(That Nichels guy is pretty fuckin’ smart.)

Team Points:

  • 0125, Philadelphia Eagles 20 points in a loss vs. the Minnesota Vikings
  • Gabes22, Philadelphia Eagles 20 points in a loss vs. the Minnesota Vikings

(These fucking guys.)

Against The Grain:

  • Nope

(Cats don’t like to be pet this way.)

Nailed It:

  • Negative

(Nate did have one, but I took it away.) (I said this last week and it confused him, so I’m going to leave it.) Leader board:

FYS User Total Points CYST Points Scored Spread ATG Home Visitor
thenichels 9 1 1 4 1 1 1
Gabes22 6 0 1 2 0 1 2
jmac34 5 0 1 0 0 2 2
LKP 5 0 0 2 2 0 1
natesweet 5 0 0 2 0 2 1
0125 4 0 0 1 1 0 2
Curtis Fryer 4 0 1 1 0 0 2
LambeauOrWrigley 4 0 0 0 0 3 1
potatoes 4 0 1 1 1 0 1
bp 3 0 0 1 0 2 0
DanOnWis 3 0 0 0 1 0 2
Flavor Flav 3 0 1 1 0 0 1
dabearz84 2 0 0 1 0 1 0
Big Deal 1 0 0 0 0 1 0

The above only represents games that involved the NFCN or NFCS.  If you wish, the leader board for those who weren’t too “busy” to pick all the games is here.  This only contains those of you who actually scored a point in CYST.  Want to see your name here?  Do better and stop sucking.  I’m really disappointed that Ethan hasn’t scored a point yet.  Maybe I should give him one out of pity like I do his mother.


Wondering why some of the names have a different background color?  Well, that’s because of a fantastic feature of the CYST site.  If you click on My Account on the top right of the CYST site (when you’re logged in), you will see my todo list for that page, but also a color picker.  If you choose a color there (and click update), that color will be the background on the site in tables where your name appears.

Chiefs @ the Broncos tonight.  Might be a good game, probably not, but maybe. Get your butt over to CYST and make a pick for all the games, or be a bitch and just pick the NFCN/S games.  Go, go make your picks.  How do you get to the site so that you can pick games?  Well, that’s a good question.  If only there was a uniform resource locator in the form of a hyperlink.