I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi where I learned the three rules of life: Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.
Things are looking up. After a week where there was only one CYST point awarded, we had multiple people hitting on some of their predictions. I mean, y’all are still very bad at this, but you’re better. Among the movers and shakers of last week, Jmac managed to correctly predict the outcome of Chicago vs Detroit game, so make sure to congratulate him if you pass him in the hall. Now while people like Jmac and BP moved up multiple spots, it wasn’t enough for either of them to crack the top five.
Who were the movers and shakers? Did you look like a genius with your picks, or were you filling out your application for McDonalds? Read below to find out. Once your depression ends, make sure to find the official link to the CYST spreadsheet at the end of this article and enter your predictions so that we can ridicule you next week.
WEEK FOURTEEN WRAP UP
BP, 44, SD@CAR
BP, 37, CHI@DET
Big Deal, 44, SD@CAR
Jmac, 37, CHI@DET
Horse, 37, CHI@DET
(Look at all those names!)
Margin of victory:
Jmac, 3 pt victory, DET over CHI
(Only one here, but it’s an important one.)
Jmac looked into his crystal ball and told us that the (LO)Lions would defeat the hapless Bears (too high) by a score of 20-17
Your New Dad: 8
Big Deal: 3
TO THE PICKS!
If you would like to have your name forever enshrined in the vast expanse that is the internet, simply call your shot in the official FYS Spreadsheet. You can find it at the link below. Good luck internet friends, and see you next week for another edition of CYST!!!!!