I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi where I learned the three rules of life: Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.
Wow, the end of the regular season is only a few days away. We’ve learned a lot about our favorite teams with some of us being happy with the season, but most of us being depressed. It doesn’t matter how your team has performed this season because you are among the select few who get to display your greatness on the best, A+ #1 obscure sports site in the World Wide Web. That’s right boys, girls and Jammin, it’s time to CALL YOUR SHOT on THURSDAY!
Low and behold, we had a ‘nailed it’ without cheating (fuck you, JJ). Gundy, a twerp who hasn’t played most of the season put a shot across the bow by correctly predicting the Tampa Bay at New Orleans game. This allowed him to pull into a tie for slightly better than worst place with your’s truly. Doesn’t matter though because when DanOnWis thought he was going to pull one point closer to SLD, the old man said, “not so fast” and notched a point of his own. Can anyone catch the leaders? Only one way to find out. Be sure to find the official link to the CYST spreadsheet at the end of this article and enter your predictions so that we can ridicule you next week.
WEEK SIXTEEN WRAP UP
Total Points:
Gundy, 55, TB@NO
DanOnWis, 55, TB@NO
Jmac, 55, TB@NO
(seems as if everyone but you knew how this game was going to unfold)
Margin of victory:
thenichels, 7 pt victory, NO over TB
Gundy, 7 pt victory, NO over TB
SDL, 13 pt victory, GB over MIN
(Damn that SDL for staying just out of reach)
Nailed It:
Gundy finally showed up and correctly predicted that the Saints would beat the Bucs by a score of 31-24, further proving that the sun shines on a dog’s ass every now and then.
(He’s still gonna die of skin cancer though)
Leader board:
SDL: 13
DanOnWis: 10
TheHairy1: 9
JJ: 8
Your New Dad: 8
Jmac: 8
BP: 7
LoW: 7
Thenichels: 6
Gundy: 6
0125: 5
Natesweet: 4
Big Deal: 4
Donny: 3
Raji: 2
ASR: 2
Reggie: 2
Ethan: 2
MKE: 2
Horse: 2
Neimberghly: 1
(Neimbergh needs to step away from the Nacho cheese)
TO THE PICKS!
If you would like to have your name forever enshrined in the vast expanse that is the internet, simply call your shot in the official FYS Spreadsheet. You can find it at the link below. Good luck internet friends, and see you next week for another edition of CYST!!!!!