I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi where I learned the three rules of life: Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.
Win or go home. Unlike the teams that won last week and are advancing to the next round, most of you are going home. I mean, y’all are horrible at this. You’re worse at predicting games than your mom is at not catching VD. DanOnWis put up a goose egg and SDL notched a point so Dan is going to need an Aaron Rodgers’ hail Mary to catch him at this point. Then there’s FrenchAndy, who waited until last week to make his first picks of the year and scored a ‘total points’ point. The rest of you suck and didn’t do anything. Well, Jmac did something, but who here actually cares about him? Whatever, let’s get on with this shit and don’t forget to click on the official link to the CYST spreadsheet at the end of this article and enter your predictions.
DIVISIONAL WRAP UP
FrenchAndy, 65, GB@DAL
(The fact that a French guy got something right and you didn’t….)
Margin of victory:
SDL, 18 pt victory, NE over HOU
Jmac, 18 pt victory, NE over HOU
(SDL took Marty McFly’s Sports Almanac)
(But many people have nailed your mom)
Your New Dad: 8
Big Deal: 5
(Look at Andy! Isn’t he so cute, sitting there with Neimbergh? )
TO THE PICKS!
If you would like to have your name forever enshrined in the vast expanse that is the internet, simply call your shot in the official FYS Spreadsheet. You can find it at the link below. Good luck internet friends, and see you next week for another edition of CYST!!!!!