I'm just an average Joe. I live in a shoe box in my parents driveway with two dead hookers. I sprinkle cocaine on my cereal, because coffee just doesn't do it for me. Most days I have mild to moderate diarrhea, and all of my erections last more than four hours.
I’ve decided to take thenichels advice, and post photos in my comments for you illiterate fucks.
I’ve also decided to take the best advice BP ever gave me when he said, “STFU, you ignorant pin-headed shart stain.”
God bless Roy Moore, and God bless America!
THIS DAY IN HISTORY (December 12)
1917 – Father Flanagan establishes boys town. I’m sure that wasn’t the rapiest place of all rape places ever.
1965 – NFL rookie Gayle Sayers ties single game TD record. In case you’re wondering, he scored six. That’s about one touchdown per knee surgery he would later go through.
2000 – GM announces phase-out of Oldsmobile.
Six teams can clinch this week. NFC: Eagles, Vikings, Rams AFC: Steelers, Patriots, Jaguars
However, Chicago Bears Probably the hottest team in the NFL right now, tbh.
Only 4 teams in the top 10 managed to win this week, so basically, everybody sucks and should feel bad.
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Preparation_A – high quality
CURTIS – best rankings by far
Raji – MIB your article made everyone leave
MIB – Looks like it’s 2-1 in favor. I’m going to assume that Raji showing up is what made everyone leave.