I'm just an average Joe. I live in a shoe box in my parents driveway with two dead hookers. I sprinkle cocaine on my cereal, because coffee just doesn't do it for me. Most days I have mild to moderate diarrhea, and all of my erections last more than four hours.
This is the shizzle!
Well, it’s finally here, and I think the best man to take us to the game is my close personal friend, Mark Twain.
Allow me to bring you home with three of his quotes, which reflect te spirit of FSY as well as any I know:
“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.”
“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.”
“If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.”
The Bears are enjoying another off season.
Eddie Lacy is doing private workouts.
Uh, Coach, can we get a McDonalds break?
And, as always, the best team will win.
Enjoy the game. I know I will.