The Golden Calf

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Exodus 32

The Golden Calf
32 When the people saw that Moses was so long in coming down from the mountain, they gathered around Aaron and said, “Come, make us gods[a] who will go before us. As for this fellow Moses who brought us up out of Egypt, we don’t know what has happened to him.”

2 Aaron answered them, “Take off the gold earrings that your wives, your sons and your daughters are wearing, and bring them to me.” 3 So all the people took off their earrings and brought them to Aaron. 4 He took what they handed him and made it into an idol cast in the shape of a calf, fashioning it with a tool. Then they said, “These are your gods,[b] Israel, who brought you up out of Egypt.”

The news coming out of Green Bay, (what little there is) has all been positive. Aaron Rodger’s is resting and treating his strained calf muscle. There is no doubt he will be ready to go this Sunday. The question is, will he make it through the entire game.

There is no reason to think that he won’t, and let’s face it, at 50% Aaron Rodgers is better than 75% of the quarterbacks in the league.

Still, the folks around green Bay are collecting their gold, just in case they need to fashion a golden calf.