I'm just an average Joe. I live in a shoe box in my parents driveway with two dead hookers. I sprinkle cocaine on my cereal, because coffee just doesn't do it for me. Most days I have mild to moderate diarrhea, and all of my erections last more than four hours.
Hard To Believe
It’s been six years since the Chicago Bears brought in Jay Cutler to lead them to the promised land.
SIX FRICKIN’ YEARS!
SIX FRICKIN’ YEARS AND 54 MILLION GUARANTEED!
Crap.
Poop.
Fart.
Shit.
To celebrate, we’re bringing in Raji’s favorite RAP band:
Happy Pappy’s Ass Parade