One Nation Under God

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I'm just an average Joe. I live in a shoe box in my parents driveway with two dead hookers. I sprinkle cocaine on my cereal, because coffee just doesn't do it for me. Most days I have mild to moderate diarrhea, and all of my erections last more than four hours.

I don’t know about you, but I’m sick of over payed adolescents disrespecting my country and my flag. I tune in on Sundays to watch a game, not a bunch of assholes who only made it through college because they could run fast or catch a football. Let’s be honest, if it weren’t for football, most of these asshole would be bagging groceries or running with gangs.

These guys sign contracts and make a ton of money. They’re paid to follow rules. And make no mistake, the rule to stand for the National anthem was always there. The NFL is just finally deciding to enforce it.

Football is their job. When they’re on the field, it’s their place of employment. Do you think you or I could protest at work? We’d be fired in a heartbeat. The owners have every right to tell their players how to act.

And another thing, why should black athletes be treated any different than white athletes? You don’t see white guys taking a knee. This shit has to stop. Play the fucking game, and hate the country on your own time. Or better yet, get the fuck out. The USA is the best country in the world. Go try and make this kind of money in Mexico or Zimbabwe, or some shit hole in Africa.

Time for these privileged little bitches to grow the fuck up.

Authors note: These are exerts from a conversation overheard in the workplace. They do not reflect my personal views.