Packers Prepare for NFC Championship Game

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Green Bay Packers announce they will have chearleaders for their upcoming playoff tilt against the Seattle Seahawks.

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The obvious question is, are the Green Bay Packers a better team then the Team who lost to the Seattle Seahawks 36-16 back in September. When asked this question, Head coach Mike McCarthy gestured across the podium, and said, “Why don’t you suck a dick about this long?”

Packer coach Mike McCarthy salutes his critics

The news conference abruptly ended when McCarthy was ruthlessly pelted with Kaiser rolls and Polish sausage.