I'm just an average Joe. I live in a shoe box in my parents driveway with two dead hookers. I sprinkle cocaine on my cereal, because coffee just doesn't do it for me. Most days I have mild to moderate diarrhea, and all of my erections last more than four hours.
Green Bay Packers announce they will have chearleaders for their upcoming playoff tilt against the Seattle Seahawks.
The obvious question is, are the Green Bay Packers a better team then the Team who lost to the Seattle Seahawks 36-16 back in September. When asked this question, Head coach Mike McCarthy gestured across the podium, and said, “Why don’t you suck a dick about this long?”
The news conference abruptly ended when McCarthy was ruthlessly pelted with Kaiser rolls and Polish sausage.