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He's Back

CYST: Week 8

October 24, 2019October 31, 2019John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 8

The future HoF’er, Drew Brees, was back at practice yesterday.  Aren’t y’all excited?  I know I am.  If we lose one game with this bitch at the helm, it will be time to sit his ass and put the GOAT Teddy2Gloves back into the game.  LOL, can you imagine?  Teddy taking Brees’ job from him?  […]

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Da Bears

October 20, 2019October 20, 2019Andy FeltersnatchLeave a Comment on Da Bears

You guys. I don’t know how to put this, and it may be shocking to hear, but the Bears still suck and are bad at football and Chicago fans are retards with severe mental deficiencies and their quarterback is terrible and a horrible draft bust.

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Taysom 'THE GOAT' Hill

CYST: Week 7

October 17, 2019October 17, 2019John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 7

Yes, all the images on CYST this season have been Saints’ QB’s.  Deal with it. Seems like some things never change in football.  The Falcons suck.  Jameis Winston is not the savior that some snowmobile riding fans thought he would be.  Jaire Alexander is #bad and not #good.  The Bears will never have a HoF […]

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Packers Dysfunction Continues

August 2, 2019August 2, 2019Andy FeltersnatchLeave a Comment on Packers Dysfunction Continues

Will Rodgers and LaFleur ever get along and coexist within the Packers organization? Just another example of Rodgers flexing on coach Matt LaFleur. Grow up guys.

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