Dearest Fysers, I leave the country and shit hits the fan. Lions sweep the Packers with two double digit wins. LKP in full effect and I can only get so erect. Life without Rodgers is great. Jim Caldwell gets the boot from Bobby Quinn Medicine Woman regardless of the final win. 10 second rule really […]
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Congratulations FYSters, you’ve successfully spun around the sun yet again. Looking back, 2017 was a tremendous success, a great year, the best year, believe me. Believe me. As we look forward to 2018, here’s some stuff we said. See you on the other side.
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PROCTOLOGISTICS We will make America strong again. We will make America proud again. We will make America safe again. And we will make America great again. -Donald Trump Well, boys and girls, we’re getting down to the end. I hope you’re all enjoying your holidays, I know I am. I’ll keep this short and sweet, […]
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Well that was a big load of coal in my stocking. The football season is essentially over as the Lions lost to the Bengals in Cincinnati in embarrassing fashion to miss out on a playoff chance on Christmas Eve. The Vikings shut out the Packers to move towards a first round bye. The Bears beat […]
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