PROCTOLOGISTICS My how time flies when you’re squirting cum! Another NFL Off-season has come and gone, and our lives are still mired in shit. The good news is week one of the NFL season is upon us, and we can remain blissfully blind and ignorant to the world around us for the next 22 weeks! […]
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The NFL season is less than a week away. It’s the perfect time for a prediction of every team’s record. I listed the schedule for each team on paper and went game by game to determine these records. Here are the results. AFC East New England 10-6 New York Jets 9-7 Miami 6-10 Buffalo 6-10 […]
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Scooped rolls into the fourth week of the pre-season. Many of the starters won’t play but it’s important for the back-end of the roster and developmental players on Thursday night. Let’s take a look at the schedule for Thursday night’s games. Pre-Season Game 4 Buffalo at Detroit 7:30 PM Chicago at Cleveland 8:00 PM Green […]
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Scooped continues with a recap of the third pre-season games and the first round of cuts to 75. Teams have until 4 PM today to get down to 75 players. Most teams have begun making cuts already. Let’s take a look. Minnesota Vikings The Vikings opened their new stadium (US Bank) against San Diego with […]
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