PROCTOLOGISTICS First of all, I’d like to wish you all a happy Thanksgiving. It’s nice to have a holiday to celebrate a successful genocide. Week 12 officially marks the end of the bye weeks. This means there are no more opportunities for teams to sit on their ass and watch their divisions crumble around them […]
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That isn’t a turkey. It’s a not a turducken. That’s an eagle ravaged by a lion cooked slowly in the oven for 3 hours. The streaking Detroit Lions (3-7) have won two games in a row and will host the Philadelphia Eagles (4-6) at Ford Field on Thanksgiving. The game will be played at 12:30 […]
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Welcome to my city, Chicago, which in Native American language translates to “Smelly Onion” my guess is this wasn’t meant as a compliment but what do I know, as I am merely a writer for this site. There is a lot to love about this Great American city, but also there is plenty to hate, […]
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The Green Bay Packers invaded Minnesota on Sunday, and re-took the division lead lost two weeks ago from the Minnesota Vikings. Both teams now stand at 7-3, and with six games remaining the rematch on January 3, 2016 in Lambeau Field will loom large for the rest of the season. For now, however, the Packers’ […]
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