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For a Sucking Unit (Giggity) The Packers Defense Wins a Lot of Games

November 11, 2019bpLeave a Comment on For a Sucking Unit (Giggity) The Packers Defense Wins a Lot of Games

To wit: Chicago Minnesota Broncos-ish since the offense was also good Lions for forcing a punt on their last drive and giving up 22 points Chiefs-ish for forcing a punt on their last drive Panthers In the words of an unwise, but passionate, metrosexual man, shun the nonbelievers.

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Billy Kilmer

CYST: Week 10

November 7, 2019November 7, 2019John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 10

Blah, blah, blah.  My team did some shit, you teams did some shit.  Who cares?  IT’S LSU/BAMA WEEK BITCHES! I’m trying not to get excited because for the past 8 years, whenever I think we have a shot against Bama, Nick Saban shows up and punches me in the nads.  This game may be different […]

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Archie Manning

CYST: Week 9

October 31, 2019October 31, 2019John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 9

Midway point of the season, but not really.  Week 9 would be the mid-point if the season was 18 weeks long, but it isn’t; it’s 17 weeks long.  The middle of 17 is 8.5, so the midway point of the season was like 3.5 days ago.  Why 3.5 days?  Well, we define the season by […]

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Mid Way Recap 2019

October 30, 2019Russ ThomasLeave a Comment on Mid Way Recap 2019

We are half-way (Packers/Vikings) or almost half-way (Bears/Lions) through the 2019 season. Can you Belize it? It’s been one hell of a ride so far. We have flukes, refs, concentrated injuries. Let’s look at what happened so far with some stats mixed in. Green Bay 7-1 The Packers have had an incredible start under first […]

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