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Power Rankings: Week 12

November 19, 2019Andy FeltersnatchLeave a Comment

I was bored and did a thing. Enjoy, or don’t, I really don’t care.

CYST: Week 11

November 14, 2019November 14, 2019John NichelLeave a Comment

Bittersweet week for me. The Saints lost, embarrassingly, to the fucking dirty birds and their bounty program broke Andrus Peat’s arm. That’s bad, but we’re still 7-2 while they’re 2-7. It was kind of like their Super Bowl. I would have been real broken up about this if LSU hadn’t gone into Tuscaloosa and beaten […]

For a Sucking Unit (Giggity) The Packers Defense Wins a Lot of Games

November 11, 2019bpLeave a Comment

To wit: Chicago Minnesota Broncos-ish since the offense was also good Lions for forcing a punt on their last drive and giving up 22 points Chiefs-ish for forcing a punt on their last drive Panthers In the words of an unwise, but passionate, metrosexual man, shun the nonbelievers.

CYST: Week 10

November 7, 2019November 7, 2019John NichelLeave a Comment

Blah, blah, blah. My team did some shit, you teams did some shit. Who cares? IT’S LSU/BAMA WEEK BITCHES! I’m trying not to get excited because for the past 8 years, whenever I think we have a shot against Bama, Nick Saban shows up and punches me in the nads. This game may be different […]