Power Rankings: Week 12

Power Rankings

I was bored and did a thing.  Enjoy, or don’t, I really don’t care.

RankTeam RecordComments
1Baltimore
Ravens
8-2Pretty good team
2San Francisco
49ers
9-1Jimmy G is bad though.
3New England
Patriots
9-1Tom Brady is also bad
4New Orleans
Saints
8-2Still doesn't forgive you for getting bent over by the falcons
5Seattle
Seahawks
8-2Not a fan of this team in general.
6Green Bay
Packers
8-2Are they even any good?
7Minnesota
Vikings
8-3Good thing the broncos fell asleep like the people reading this zzzzzzzzzz.
8Kansas City
Chiefs
7-4They have fast guys.
9Dallas
Cowboys
6-4This team should be so much better than it is.
10Los Angeles
Rams
6-4That offense is truly offensive.
11Houston
Texans
6-4WOOF
12Buffalo
Bills
7-3Buffalo has the worst teams and citizens.
13Oakland
Raiders
6-4Now that's a black hole I wouldn't like to visit.
14Philadelphia
Eagles
5-5Carson probably Wentz his bed.
15Indianapolis
Colts
6-4Omg I'm only halfway done?
16Carolina
Panthers
5-5Panthers? more like pampers for the way you shit yourself.
17Pittsburgh
Steelers
5-5Bad
18Tennessee
Titans
5-5Not good
19Los Angeles
Chargers
4-7Rivers is bad.
20Jacksonville
Jaguars
4-6Terrible.
21Atlanta
Falcons
3-7Dan Quinn rally is on. #jobsecure
22Cleveland
Browns
4-6OK QBs are historically bad NFL options.
23Arizona
Cardinals
3-7-1Way to let em off the hook again.
24Chicago
Bears
4-6Smells like burnt trash and tears.
25Detroit
Lions
3-6-1Patricia really needs to force a winning culture on these guys.
26Denver
Broncos
3-7JFC
27Tampa Bay
Buccaneers
3-7Is anyone even still reading these?
28New York
Jets
3-79/11 was an inside job.
29Miami
Dolphins
2-8Laces out Dan.
30New York
Giants
2-8Spring training is only a few months away.
31Washington
Redskins
1-9More dysfunctional than Rodgers and McCarthy's relationship.
32Cincinnati
Bengals
0-10Bengals haven't won since letting Marvin Lewis go.