The playoffs are upon us ladies and gentlemen…and Shooter. This is an exciting time for people like MiB, Adam, BSL, ASR and myself; a disappointing time for the rest of you suckers dumb enough to cheer for a shitty team. Look at it this way, if your team isn’t in the playoffs, you can use […]
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Fuck you Packers suck Lions suck Vikings suck Bears suck a little less Panthers suck Falcons suck Bucs suck Saints suck a lot less In conclusion eat a used tampon.
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Sorry this is a day late. Had there been a game yesterday, some of you probably would have been mad at me. I wouldn’t have cared, but those people would have been mad still. I’m sick. Spent all day in bed yesterday, and not for any good reasons. I had a normal, routine doctor’s appointment […]
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Proctologistics My fellow Austrians, I shall not be seeing you again perhaps for a very long time. I would like to sing for you now… a love song. I know you share this love. I pray that you will never let it die. Captain Georg Von Trapp Tomorrow I am having surgery, and my […]
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